The Night Court Would
Ban This Game.
A wickedly funny party card game set in Prythian. One question card, a handful of unhinged answers, and whichever combo makes the whole room scream — wins. No trivia. No right answers. Just every court, every character, and every scene you reread "for the plot," lovingly ruined.
One Question. One Answer.
Total Court Chaos.
Watch Readers
Completely Lose It.
Press play. Then try to pretend you don't need this at your next game night.
"But My Friends Haven't
Read The Books…"
Perfect. The question cards set up the joke — the answer cards land it. Non-readers cackle at the pure chaos. You cackle harder at the references sailing straight over their heads.
And by the last round, someone always asks to borrow book one. Every. Single. Time. You're not just hosting game night — you're recruiting your Inner Circle.
Know Someone Who Won't Shut Up About Fae Men?
If she owns three editions of the same book, burns a candle named after a fictional city, or once said "the bond snapped" with a completely straight face — this is her gift. You don't have to understand a word of it. She will. Instantly.
And you'll be promoted, on the spot, to the person who truly gets her. (Readers gifting readers: buying two and keeping one counts as self-care.)
Court Chaos
Inside The Box.
- Question cards — wicked prompts pulled from every court, character, and scene
- Answer cards — savage, spicy responses that range from in-character funny to unholy funny
- Premium card stock — built to survive years of game nights and at least one wine spill
- Compact box — fits in a tote next to your annotated paperback
- Shuffles into the full expansion series and other adult party decks for crossover chaos
- Zero filler. No duplicates. Every card earns its place.
The Court Has Spoken.
"We were crying laughing"
Played this with wine, and by the end we were crying laughing over the ridiculous combos. It captures all the best (and spiciest) parts of the series and turns them into a card game. Most chaotic game night we've ever had.
"The combos are unhinged"
Bought this for the references, stayed for the absolutely unhinged combos. Cards range from in-character funny to unholy funny and I am all for it. Had me rolling on the floor.
"Book club is obsessed"
Played it at a book club party, then bought it again for my own birthday. I mix it with the expansion decks and trust me — it is SO much fun. Anyone who loves the series will be obsessed.
Quick Questions.
Is this a trivia game?
Cauldron, no. There is nothing to memorize, nothing to study, and no right answers. The questions set up a joke about a character, a court, or a scene — and the answer cards finish it in the most unholy way possible. Knowing the books makes you laugh harder, not score higher.
Do my friends need to have read the books?
No. The humor lands on its own — non-readers howl at the chaos while you howl at the references. Fair warning: by the end of the night, at least one of them will ask to borrow book one. You've been recruited as the gateway.
How spicy are the cards, exactly?
Spicy. Think the energy of the scenes you tabbed — in card form. The deck runs from in-character funny to unholy funny, which is exactly why it's strictly 18+. The fae are five hundred years old. You need to be at least eighteen.
How long does a game take?
You'll learn it in two minutes. Rounds run 15–30 minutes, and most groups keep dealing for hours without noticing. There's no fixed ending — you stop when your face hurts.
Can I mix it with other decks?
Yes. It shuffles straight into the expansion packs across the whole series and into any other adult fill-in-the-blank party deck you already own. The crossover combos get genuinely unhinged.
How fast does it ship?
Orders ship within 24 hours and typically arrive within days — fast enough for the game night, birthday, or book club you just remembered is this weekend.
Not Cackling By Round Two? Full Refund.
Play one round. If your table isn't wheezing — if not a single person yells "NO, THAT'S SO WRONG" — send it back for every penny. No forms, no drama, no questions. We've simply never met a court that didn't cackle.
You Found Your Court.
Now Deal Them In.
Book 6 lands this October. Every reread, wine night, and waiting-room group chat between now and then deserves better than trivia. 250+ cards. Ships within 24 hours. Cauldron-blessed guarantee.